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Good ol' urban dictionary

Stolen illegally from brodie who stole it, legally, from t3hflax0r who likely stole it from someone else.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your Name: Sean

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.

2. Your Age: 29

The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).


When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."

3. One of your friends: Jason

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"

4. What should you be doing: Cleaning

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5. Your favorite color: Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

6. Your birthplace: Olympia (they went all out for this one)

The small, yet fabulous capital of Washington. Also referred to as "Capital City" or even "O-Town". We have art, drama, music, Greeners, and we pretty much take way to much pride calling ourselves "diverse". But, I guess you could say that. We have enough scene kids to fill a thousand shows (check out the Manium), enough meth addicts to fill a thousand re-habs, and more gay men than freakin' L.A.
Want a taste of Oly? Just go downtown.
But for reals, despite the mentally ill people on street corners, all the protests done by hippies, and the worst traffic you ever saw Lake Fair weekend, Olympia is about the most exciting place to be ever. It’s the best place to see local bands and buy music at Rainy Day Records (Mostly Indie and Alternative stuff,) and several great theaters that convert to hot spots for shows in two seconds flat. (Note to reader, bring steel toed shoes for mosh-pits) And if you want to be an actor, there are more camps and workshops to attend then you will ever know. Unfortunately, this Olympia, and you'll never get anywhere. so if you’re looking for fame, try Seattle.

7. Last person you talked to: Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch
Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever

8. Last thing you had to drink: Mt. Dew

the state of or being GOD.
Hey, let's go worship Mt. Dew. Yes, Mt. Dew loves us as no other.

9. Your nickname: Smeed

to smoke marijuana; the words SMOKE and WEED put together.
"Yo man, let's smeed this weekend."
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Duuude, I'm just gonna smeed and mellow out for a while. Maybe listen to some Pink Floyd.
you are such a huge sarcastic asshole ;)

But seriously, I was happily surprised to see you filling out a survey thingie :)
Haha, I am indeed a huge sarcastic asshole. Yeah, I don't do the survey things too often, but this one was amusing.